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thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:29:52 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:19:38 -0400

tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:18:53 -0400

tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

girl-in-the-band25: babyangelcastiel: This was the worst...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:17:15 -0400

girl-in-the-band25:

babyangelcastiel:

This was the worst moment ever.

why, why would you do this to me?

longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:16:55 -0400

longnightsandterriblefights:

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across a word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

Tom Hiddleston — Loki Laufeyson

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:16:37 -0400

Tom Hiddleston — Loki Laufeyson

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Sat, 25 May 2013 20:16:12 -0400

iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:15:56 -0400

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

kanyewesticle: for the anon :)

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:15:47 -0400

kanyewesticle:

for the anon :)

tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:14:47 -0400

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

quintessentially-queer: theuppitynegras: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:14:23 -0400

quintessentially-queer:

theuppitynegras:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER HEARD

catswithbenefits: catswithbenefits: what is the trendiest part of the body the hip

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:13:41 -0400

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

what is the trendiest part of the body

the hip

walk-by-faith-always: in-love-with-all-british-actors: newyorke...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:13:35 -0400

walk-by-faith-always:

in-love-with-all-british-actors:

newyorkerheart:

Omggg deadddd

YOU’RE NEARLY 50! YOU CAN PHYSICALLY BE THAT DAMN CUTE!

he’s seriously not normal

abuserr2: 96% of people i care about are from the internet

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:13:26 -0400

abuserr2:

96% of people i care about are from the internet

lvysaur: if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:13:09 -0400

lvysaur:

if u think i’m attractive u probably have the world’s lowest standards

weekendchills: Always

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:13:02 -0400

weekendchills:

Always

marciellesmusings: oswinkettleblack: Basically my entire life...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:12:55 -0400

marciellesmusings:

oswinkettleblack:

Basically my entire life in one gifset

this is scarilly accurate….

sixsagesandthelight: Princess Zelda | acqua-alta

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:12:39 -0400

sixsagesandthelight:

Princess Zelda | acqua-alta

truepac: DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S...

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:11:56 -0400

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHIGN AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS

martinekenblog: Illustration by Camilla d’Errico

Sat, 25 May 2013 20:11:09 -0400

martinekenblog:

Illustration by Camilla d’Errico